Food News Roundup: Week of June 22, 2015

WHEN YOUR BESTIE SUGGESTS YOU DO JULY 4TH IN SF
And celebrate in a parka?! Thanks, but no thanks. The same company that brought you tacos made of Doritos now makes it possible for you to get hammered at their fast food restaurant and hopefully order more "Mexican" "food." Yes, Taco Bell will begin serving alcohol. #bigfoodtotherescueNOT

WHEN YOUR MAN PROPOSES AFTER 10 YEARS OF DATING
It’s about fing time. The FDA has finally decided to disallow trans fat from food. But don’t put away your reading glasses yet. You’ll still need to scan ingredient lists carefully because there will be exceptions to their rule and a ton of other processed crap still has yet to be banned. #behindthegame


MO WATER, MO PROBLEMS
There is too much of a good thing. Turns out you can even have too much water. This is known as water intoxication. The cure is to alternate every glass of water with a glass of wine. #jk

WHEN YOU CALL YOUR CO-WORKER BY THE WRONG NAME 
It’s not my fault; you’re just not memorable. And you’ve been doing this with “hunger” and “cravings.” Hunger is when you’ll say “Get in mah belly!” to anything. Even raw broccoli. Cravings are when you gotta have something specific. Like dark chocolate. Now learn how to deal with them. #whycanticravevegetables


WHEN YOU GET TAGGED IN A HIGH SCHOOL PIC ON FACEBOOK
Untag. Immediately. Then unfriend former friend. Something else from your past is here to haunt you again: your hormones. We now know that hormone issues aren’t just limited to your acne- and angst-filled teenage years. You should focus on achieving balanced hormones at every age. And it turns outeating clean food can help. #cleanfoodtotherescueagain